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Reid Harrison: Lifeguarding
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I took on a summer
job this year. I'm working down at the beach here, and I'm a lifeguard. Of course, I'm working on commission. 'Hey, you kids, go play in the riptide. Go on there. Daddy needs a new CD.'
Reid Harrison - Car Trouble
Reid drives a Gremlin.
Tags: Reid Harrison (4), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 95
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,063
Dana Eagle - Immature Adult
For just $30 a day, you too can sponsor an immature adult.
Tags: Dana Eagle (2), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 594
D.L. Hughley - Winning the Lottery
There are ways to get even more free money after winning the lottery.
Tags: money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 1,763
Lenny Clarke - Moon Rocks
Lenny Clarke was not qualified to be an astronaut.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 210
Will Durst - Reproduction Squad
Why is abortion bad but capital punishment good?
Tags: Will Durst (2), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 141
Lewis Dix - George H.W. Bush
Reagan forgets everything, and Bush can't remember.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 459
Rene Hicks - Breastfeeding
Breastfeeding is natural.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 882
Tracy Smith - Men Are Kleenex
Once you turn 30, the box is empty.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 2,276
D.C. Curry - Other Person's Shoes
To understand what it's like being black, cuss out your boss.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 1,620
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