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Ralph Harris: When the Big TV Breaks
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When your floor model TV messes up, what are you supposed to do? Put a little one on the top.
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Posted: 07/25/00

Ralph Harris - Power Side

Women have to trick themselves into waking up.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 964

Tom Ryan - Rotary Phones

Push-button phones are available at Wal-Mart.

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Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 324

Todd Lynn - Hanging Up

I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,059

Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges

Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.

Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,271

Leo Allen - Awkward

Leo text messaged a novel about an awkward couple.

Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), books (748)

Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,475

Chris Fairbanks - Late Night Infomercials

Late night infomercials can make even flashlights seem daunting.

Tags: Chris Fairbanks (2), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 458

Arj Barker - New Printer

Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.

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Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,374

Chris McGuire - New Technology

The DVD was an easier sell than the toilet.

Tags: Chris McGuire (1), sex (1283), imitations (772)

Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 131

Ralph Harris - Communication

Ladies booby trap the house.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,042

Ralph Harris - Unconditional Love

Ralph Harris' biggest fear is that a night of kinky sex will go awry.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 994

 
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