Women have to trick themselves into waking up.
Push-button phones are available at Wal-Mart.
Leo text messaged a novel about an awkward couple.
Late night infomercials can make even flashlights seem daunting.
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.
The DVD was an easier sell than the toilet.
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Ladies booby trap the house.
Ralph Harris' biggest fear is that a night of kinky sex will go awry.
