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Ralph Harris: Mom's Powerful Slap
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I'm gonna smack you so hard, your damn friends gonna feel it!' Be outside later, my friends be like, 'Man, what you doing? Leave your mom alone, man!'
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Posted: 10/30/08

Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives

Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,859

Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid

Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.

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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 663

Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter

Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.

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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,806

D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama

D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)

Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,608

D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand

The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)

Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 3,214

Shang Forbes - Family

Shang Forbes's dad lost an eye at a titty bar.

Tags: Shang Forbes (5), imitations (787), growing up (423)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 451

Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas

Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.

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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 706

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), kids (641), health (540)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 4,745

Preview - John Oliver - Purple Dinner Incident of 1981

Everyone's first experience of civil disobedience comes at exactly the same point in our lives.

Tags: John Oliver (39), kids (641), food (550)

Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 9,651

John Oliver - Purple Dinner Incident of 1981

Everyone's first experience of civil disobedience comes at exactly the same point in our lives.

Tags: John Oliver (39), kids (642), food (550)

Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 416

 
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