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Ralph Harris: Mom's Powerful Slap
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I'm gonna smack you so hard, your damn friends gonna feel it!' Be outside later, my friends be like, 'Man, what you doing? Leave your mom alone, man!'
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Posted: 10/30/08

Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives

Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.

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Posted: 07/25/00
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D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama

D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 08/24/00
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D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand

The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

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Shang Forbes - Family

Shang Forbes's dad lost an eye at a titty bar.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 407

Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas

Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.

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Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid

Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.

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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 542

Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter

Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.

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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,671

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

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Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,264

Margaret Smith - Adopting

It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.

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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219

Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm

Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.

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Posted: 06/04/99
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