Ralph Harris: Marriage Is an Institution | Ralph Harris | Jokes.com

Married people are good actors.

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Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 3,082

Women have to trick themselves into waking up.

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Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 2,707

I am married. Pack up your vaginas and go home.

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Lisa needs a hot black fluffer.

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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 21,586

Stacking the medicine cabinet

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Posted: 02/13/05
Views: 161,618

If you're unlucky, you get divorced.

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You can't quit dumb cold turkey.

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Posted: 02/28/08
Views: 2,983

Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.

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Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 17,870

It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.

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Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 16,107

Bill Dwyer wonders if he or his wife will outlive the other.

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Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 1,401