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Ralph Harris: Calling Dad
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My parents are good people. I call to check on my dad every now and then just to make sure he's living.
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Posted: 07/25/00

Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives

Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.

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Posted: 07/25/00
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When old men laugh, it sounds like something bad is about to happen.

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Rectal exams are no fun.

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Adam's grandmother is paranoid.

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Grandmas take too long on the answering machine and end up leaving nine messages.

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William Wilson's grandmother is a fake.

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Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.

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Becky's grandma refuses to drive one of those Jazzies.

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