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Ralph Harris: Calling Dad
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My parents are good people. I call to check on my dad every now and then just to make sure he's living.
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Posted: 07/25/00

Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives

Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.

Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,653

Joey Kola - Scary Laughing

When old men laugh, it sounds like something bad is about to happen.

Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 988

Nick Swardson - Strongest Boy in the World

Nick's grandmother just turned 90 years old.

Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 11,112

Tracy Smith - Rejuvenating

How do you know when your vagina is ready to be rejuvenated?

Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,325

Nick Swardson - Hanging With Grandma

No matter how weak you are, Grandma is always weaker.

Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 8,063

A.J. Jamal - On the Phone With Family

Grandmas take too long on the answering machine and end up leaving nine messages.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (772), family (667)

Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 918

A.J. Jamal - Grandma

Always tell your family you love them.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (814), family (667)

Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 885

William Wilson - Faker

William Wilson's grandmother is a fake.

Tags: William Wilson (2), religion (776), imitations (772)

Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 206

Dave Nystrom - A Tougher Generation

Dave Nystrom's grandfather's generation was much tougher.

Tags: Dave Nystrom (4), family (667), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 714

Jack Coen - Time

Time passes frighteningly quick when you're enjoying life.

Tags: Jack Coen (16), kids (841), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 133

 
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