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I love Florida. It's my favorite state because it's shaped like a penis peeing on the Caribbean.
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Posted: 03/11/04

Tom Cotter - Florida

Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,444

Tom Cotter - Stupid Phrases

She's a party pooper? Keep her away from the dip.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Premium Blend (750), observational (334)

Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,343

Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports

What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,638

Tom Cotter - Air Travel

An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646

Tom Cotter - Ex-Girlfriend

Tom Cotter's current girlfriend really takes his breath away -- because of the asthma.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 541

Tom Cotter - Kids

Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,835

Tom Cotter - Family Life

It's pretty clear that Tom Cotter wasn't part of a normal family.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,064

Tom Cotter - Road Rage

Tom Cotter relives a road rage moment.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), driving (296)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 543

Tom Cotter - College Kids

When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,109

Tom Cotter - Cops

Cops on horseback in New York seem useless.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), imitations (772), New York City (602)

Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 373

 
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