Potty Humor Jokes
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Lucky Foo Dropping
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"No! No!" the person says. "You cannot wash it off! That is good luck. The ancient foo bird has chosen you. You must never wash it off."
"Hey, I can live with good luck," he thinks.
But, after a while, it starts to stink. Every time he is about to wash it off, someone appears and says, "No! You cannot wash off the foo bird sh*t." So he leaves it on.
After a week, people on the street start avoiding him. Finally, he washes it off. At dinner time, he gets dressed and leaves the hotel. At the first intersection he comes to, he is hit and killed by a truck.
The moral of the story: "If the foo sh*ts, wear it."
Harland Williams - Everybody's Rude
Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,963
Greg Giraldo - Public Restrooms
A gas station attendant asks personal questions.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), potty humor (124), Comic Cabana (57)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 3,897
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,168
Carol Leifer - Bad Breath
You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 2,328
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 999
Tommy Davidson - Gym
Women can't fart in front of men.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 2,151
Steve Trilling - Use Floor Below
The airport bathroom was out of order.
Tags: Steve Trilling (4), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 344
Joey Kola - A Fart is...
A fart is comedy from God.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 905
John Ramsey - Russian Poop Joke
John doesn't have enough jokes about poop.
Tags: John Ramsey (6), Live at Gotham (332), friends (312)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 481
Harland Williams - Jelly Donut Airbag
Jelly donuts could save your life in a car accident.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), driving (296)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 669
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