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Jim David: From Within
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Beauty comes from within --
like gas.
Jim David - The Twenties
A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (296)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 588
Jim David - The New Look
Beauty comes from within -- like gas.
Tags: Jim David (13), drugs (639), impressions (304)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 356
Jim David - Rich, Handsome and Famous
Jim David resents the fact that John F. Kennedy Jr. gets more publicity than he does.
Tags: Jim David (13), impressions (304), Los Angeles (240)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 176
Jim David - Meeting People
If you're a comedian, it's hard to relate to Martha Stewart.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 322
Jim David - North vs. South
Florida is not the South.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,629
Jim David - Computer Problems
It's hard to hold a desktop computer while on the toilet.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 809
Jim David - White People
White people are scared of everything.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,664
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,328
Jim David - Education
Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,035
Jim David - Understanding
Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,399
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