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Farting His Guts Out
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One night, the wife decides to put pig scraps in his pants, so he will think that he actually farted his guts out and stop the flatulence.
The next morning, the husband goes to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he comes out and says, "You were right about me farting my guts out. But with the grace of the dear Lord and these two fingers. I got them back in there!"
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 999
Richard Jeni - Cooking
Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 968
Robert Kelly - Wipe the Seat
If Robert wants to wipe the seat, he'll wipe it with his socks.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,524
David Alan Grier - Bathroom Sex
A recent survey states that 35% of women in America have a fear of farting during orgasm.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/20/01
Views: 1,330
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,179
Steve McGrew - Whoa, Man
Steve loves that new wife smell.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 4,790
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 4,441
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,210
Tommy Davidson - Gym
Women can't fart in front of men.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 2,151
Dan Cronin - Skorts
Skorts aren't clothes; they're an optical illusion.
Tags: Dan Cronin (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 288
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