Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.
A gas station attendant asks personal questions.
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Women can't fart in front of men.
The airport bathroom was out of order.
A fart is comedy from God.
John doesn't have enough jokes about poop.
Jelly donuts could save your life in a car accident.

