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What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?

Jesus was only resurrected once.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band

It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,532

David Alan Grier - Posing Butt-Naked

Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?

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Posted: 12/27/01
Views: 6,054

Peter Spruyt - Finding Nemo

If you're willing to wait, you can see "Finding Nemo" on ice.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,382

Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames

There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,255

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,550

Sean Henderson - Aisle Seat

Sean has his reasons why he always sits near the aisle.

Tags: Sean Henderson (3), food (804), movies (559)

Posted: 10/17/93
Views: 846

Tim Thomerson - Stage Coach Impression

Tim reenacts "Stage Coach" in its entirety.

Tags: Tim Thomerson (2), animals (791), movies (559)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 726

Mark Roberts - Being Bald

The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.

Tags: Mark Roberts (5), health (976), animals (791)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 784

Tommy Davidson - Rocky in Every Movie

In every Sylvester Stallone movie, he plays Rocky.

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Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,564

Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.

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Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 899

 
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