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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?

A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Posted: 12/01/08

David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool

A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.

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Posted: 04/24/03
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David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool

A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), ethnic (814)

Posted: 04/24/03
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A gas station attendant asks personal questions.

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You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.

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Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.

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Why is everything wet in a public restroom?

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Nick DiPaolo is getting too old to date.

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John doesn't have enough jokes about poop.

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Tommy Davidson - Gym

Women can't fart in front of men.

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Posted: 12/27/99
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