A funeral should be a good time.
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
Wanda Sykes was too busy making fun of her neighbor's Elvis party to go to it.
Hanson wrote the song, "Where's the Love?" The answer is in their hands.
There's no way The Beatles could ever make Mike kill himself.
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.

