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On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named Ross. All the kids called him “Special Ross.”
Then a young man named Lester Cheese loaded onto the bus, sat down, took off his shoes and began picking at his bunyons.
Finally the last stop came up, and another chubby little girl got on. Grover had never met her, so he asked her her name and her name was also Patty.
On the way to school, Grover looked in his mirror and began to laugh, He was thinking... “Damn, I have two obese Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunyons, on a Sesame Street bus!”
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,552
Sean Henderson - Aisle Seat
Sean has his reasons why he always sits near the aisle.
Tags: Sean Henderson (3), food (804), movies (559)
Posted: 10/17/93
Views: 846
David Alan Grier - Posing Butt-Naked
Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/27/01
Views: 6,056
Peter Spruyt - Finding Nemo
If you're willing to wait, you can see "Finding Nemo" on ice.
Tags: Peter Spruyt (2), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,382
Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,255
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,532
John Oliver - Fox News
I made myself watch eight straight hours of Fox News.
Tags: John Oliver (260), Fox News (326), pop culture (293)
Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 93,075
Mark Curry - No Brothas in Movies
There are some great movies out, but there's no black people in them.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 965
Todd Barry - Kmart in New York
New York City has changed.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 1,130
Todd Barry - The Real World
Todd Barry can't believe people still want to be on that show.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (727)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 453
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