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Sabrina Matthews: The Becky Doll
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I think it's really cool that there's a handicapped toy on the market, you know? Ironically, Becky's wheelchair does not fit through any of the doorways of any of Barbie's dream houses.
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Posted: 12/26/97

Sabrina Matthews - Groceries

Ice cream and tampons usually go together.

Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,051

Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying

On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.

Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 690

Sabrina Matthews - The Cure

If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 828

Sabrina Matthews - Skirt

Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 689

Sabrina Matthews - Could Be the Drugs

Using diet pills as speed can sometimes make you eat really, really fast.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 632

Sabrina Matthews - Denny's

Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 756

Sabrina Matthews - Lesbian Comedy

"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.

Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (633)

Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 966

Sabrina Matthews - Working Out

If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake.

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Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 526

Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying

Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.

Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 848

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,548

 
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