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Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?

A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Chris Mata - Falling Down

Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.

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Posted: 11/17/05
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Larry Amoros - Fat People

If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.

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Posted: 05/30/94
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Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex

If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.

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Posted: 10/25/93
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Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

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Posted: 05/31/07
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Jane Edith Wilson - Pre-pregnancy Weight

Jane talks about how quickly celebrities make it back to their pre-pregnancy weight.

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Posted: 01/15/04
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Billiam Coronel - Tofu

You can spackle windows with tofu.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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John Melichar - Directions

Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.

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Posted: 05/30/94
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Lynne Koplitz - Homeless

Jesus never lived in Manhattan.

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Posted: 04/28/05
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