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Maria Bamford: Charity on Camera
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Like most Americans, I like to help others while being televised. I'd like to go to an area of the world where they really need my help. Like, 'We're here in sub-Saharan Africa because people sometimes have to walk tens of hundreds of miles for food, water and basic medical care -- and that's why we've chosen this village for an EXTREME MAKEOVER!'
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Posted: 02/15/07

Maria Bamford - African Village Makeover

It's time to give small African villages a makeover.

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Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 8,412

Maria Bamford - Hotels

Maria Bamford loves staying at hotels.

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Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 3,760

Maria Bamford - Monster

Maria Bamford pitches an idea for a sitcom.

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Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 4,449

Maria Bamford - Standards of Beauty

It's hard in L.A., but where Maria Bamford's from, she's a goddess.

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Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 6,611

Maria Bamford - Breast Implants

Maria Bamford's 32AA breasts are rare, exquisite miniatures.

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Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 9,266

Maria Bamford - High-Pitched, Grating Voice

Maria Bamford's agent wants her to know how grating her voice is.

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Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 8,447

Maria Bamford - Makeup Commercial

Maria Bamford wants to do her own version of Melanie Griffith's makeup commercial.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 1,823

Maria Bamford - E! Celebrity Homes

Maria Bamford wants to host E! Comedian Homes.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 10,187

Maria Bamford - Female Bosses

Your female boss wants you to go take a break and get her a latte.

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Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 6,508

Maria Bamford - Cults

Being in a cult is great -- the spaceship is coming.

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Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 4,139

 
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