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Marc Maron: Jesus' Popularity
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I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.
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Posted: 01/11/07

Harland Williams - Church

Those priests sure do love to talk.

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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,852

Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife

Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.

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Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,923

Paul Gilmartin - Michael Jackson's Kids

Michael Jackson rides around on a jetpack when he takes his kids to the mall.

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Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,205

Bob Oschack - Country Music

Country music is real soul music.

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Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 795

Marc Maron - Talking to God

God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), religion (776), mental health (221)

Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,587

Marc Maron - Perspective

If you don't have a woman in your life keeping you down, you have no perspective.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 580

Judy Gold - The Brady Bunch

Mike Brady was the perfect dad.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 853

Margaret Cho - Asian American

It's hard being an Asian actress without role models on TV.

Tags: Margaret Cho (5), ethnic (814), religion (776)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,236

Sabrina Matthews - The Cure

If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.

Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 828

Gilbert Gottfried - Planet of the Apes

Ignore the human mouths behind the plastic monkey mask mouths.

Tags: Gilbert Gottfried (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 06/16/02
Views: 4,827

 
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