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Q: What do you call Charlie Brown with no legs?

A: Ground Chuck.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band

It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,519

David Alan Grier - Posing Butt-Naked

Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?

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Posted: 12/27/01
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Peter Spruyt - Finding Nemo

If you're willing to wait, you can see "Finding Nemo" on ice.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,382

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Sean has his reasons why he always sits near the aisle.

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Posted: 10/17/93
Views: 846

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Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,547

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There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.

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Views: 3,255

Mark Roberts - Being Bald

The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.

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Richard Jeni - Inconvenient

Anti-diarrhea commercials are too unrealistic.

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Posted: 06/01/04
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Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.

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Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,913

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George W. Bush doesn't spend enough time embracing the image people have made of him.

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Posted: 12/01/04
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