It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?
If you're willing to wait, you can see "Finding Nemo" on ice.
Sean has his reasons why he always sits near the aisle.
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Anti-diarrhea commercials are too unrealistic.
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
George W. Bush doesn't spend enough time embracing the image people have made of him.

