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Chris Mata - Falling Down
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
Tags: Chris Mata (2), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 2,625
Larry Amoros - Fat People
If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), family (664), weight/obesity (297)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,142
Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex
If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.
Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,727
Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child
Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), kids (828), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,444
Josh Sneed - Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Oven
Josh hates fat kids.
Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 13,742
Jane Edith Wilson - Pre-pregnancy Weight
Jane talks about how quickly celebrities make it back to their pre-pregnancy weight.
Tags: Jane Edith Wilson (2), Premium Blend (750), family (664)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 153
Todd Barry - Brad Pitt Smells
Women love Brad Pitt.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), audience interaction (300)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 7,167
Lynne Koplitz - Homeless
Jesus never lived in Manhattan.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,378
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (790), family (664)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 378
John Melichar - Directions
Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.
Tags: John Melichar (2), ethnic (813), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 212
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