Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.
Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.
Josh hates fat kids.
Jane talks about how quickly celebrities make it back to their pre-pregnancy weight.
Women love Brad Pitt.
Jesus never lived in Manhattan.
John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.
You can spackle windows with tofu.

