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Johnny Sanchez: Bad Attitudes
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Kids -- like the new generation right now -- these kids, right, they got attitudes. They're so young, all of them, they got that hip hop attitude, even though they're like white, Asian, black, Latino, doesn't matter right... 'Billy, come and eat!' 'Man, shut up, Mom. Shut up, I'm talking on my cell phone... Nah, it's just my mom bitchin' again!'
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Posted: 05/22/98

Johnny Sanchez - Just Metal

The new bumper cars suck.

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Posted: 05/11/04
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Johnny Sanchez - Kids Today

Johnny has a problem with kids' hip-hop attitudes.

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Posted: 05/22/98
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Joey Vega - Safe Playgrounds

The playgrounds used to be metal.

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Tom Cotter - Kid Games

Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.

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Posted: 03/11/04
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Tommy Davidson - Scooby Smoked Weed

Have you ever broken "Scooby Doo" down?

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D.C. Curry - Child Pressure

You don't owe your kids a damn thing.

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Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll

The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.

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Wanda Sykes - Childproofing

Wanda knows how to discipline children.

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Posted: 11/01/02
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D.L. Hughley - Kidnapped

If your kids know how to cuss, they won't get kidnapped.

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Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial

Dane Cook was a responsible kid.

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Posted: 11/03/04
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