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I'm a former hippie; I
did drugs back when they were healthy. The only time I ever did LSD was at Disney World. I didn't go there -- it came to me. I was Snow White.
Jim David - The New Look
Beauty comes from within -- like gas.
Tags: Jim David (13), drugs (639), impressions (304)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 357
Ardal O'Hanlon - The Best Way to Smuggle Drugs
Here's the best way to smuggle drugs into a country.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,026
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,367
Arj Barker - Shoe Museum
Arj Barker recalls his history with marijuana.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 2,208
Joe DeRosa - Sex on the Road
Where do sluts hang out at three in the morning?
Tags: Joe DeRosa (14), sex (1283), drugs (639)
Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 5,541
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,052
Dave Nystrom - Pregnant Doll
Dave Nystrom understands why there was an outrage over a pregnant doll.
Tags: Dave Nystrom (4), kids (841), drugs (639)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 905
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,332
Jim David - Education
Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,038
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