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He's the badass of the
group -- like if they get into some kind of Scooby-Doo scrape, he's the one that's gonna get them out.
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,552
Greg Behrendt - The Three "M"s
Greg Behrendt used to idolize Steven Tyler.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 769
Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It
When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (791), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,018
Greg Behrendt - Cake
Cake is great.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (804), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,340
Greg Behrendt - AppleCare
Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,543
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (804), parents (525)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,291
Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation
Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,581
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,787
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,396
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,477
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