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Before you leave the house, always remember to take a doo-doo.
If you see someone you know, you'll find yourself rooting for them to get away.
Some words are illegal to use.
Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.
Montreal is really Europe-y.
A new height requirement in the police force is racist against pygmy midget girls.
We shouldn't even let people on death row know when we're going to kill them.
No matter how tough you are in L.A., you don't jaywalk.
Police in New York are a lot different than cops in L.A.
Louis C.K., Sheriff John and Nixony the cow try to find someplace to eat.
