Bonnie has the same grasp of politics as the hosts of "The View."
If the school needs a new computer, park in front of a fire hydrant.
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?
I was a racist in first grade.
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?
Gerry Dee teaches calculus, Earth Science and more!
North Koreans are so evil they have no color.

