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Q: What does D.A.M stand for?

A: Mothers Against Dyslexia.
Filed Under: news & politics (616),  education (98)
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Posted: 12/01/08

Bonnie McFarlane - Registered Voter

Bonnie has the same grasp of politics as the hosts of "The View."

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 902

Jimmy Tingle - Parking Tickets

If the school needs a new computer, park in front of a fire hydrant.

Tags: Jimmy Tingle (2), money (865), drugs (639)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 251

Gerry Dee - Recess

My life was recess in 6th grade.

Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)

Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,945

Gerry Dee - Kindergarten

Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?

Tags: Gerry Dee (7), drugs (639), education (245)

Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 28,373

Gerry Dee - Racism

I was a racist in first grade.

Tags: Gerry Dee (7), friends (312), education (245)

Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 8,286

Gerry Dee - Taping

What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?

Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), education (245)

Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 7,489

Gerry Dee - Gerry Dee Teaches You

Gerry Dee teaches calculus, Earth Science and more!

Tags: Gerry Dee (7), science (303), school (258)

Posted: 05/14/08
Views: 95,744

Lewis Black - Homeland Security

Homeland Security makes us feel safe.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), terrorism (439),

Lewis Black - Axis of Evil

North Koreans are so evil they have no color.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), wars (467),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 5,574

 
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