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You're not gonna win, but that's all you're thinking about is winning, right? You don't even think about the fact that the game is impossible: you're 30 feet away, trying to throw a hot dog into a wine bottle.
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Posted: 05/20/04

Clinton Jackson - Smokers Have Fun

Smokers have more fun than non-smokers.

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), partying (146), smoking (126)

Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 2,729

Clinton Jackson - Being a Bad Student

Only certain people know what it's like to pray for a "D."

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), school (258)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 2,765

Clinton Jackson - Energy Drinks

They don't tell you what happens if you drink four energy drinks.

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 4,282

Clinton Jackson - Cat on the Phone

What do you say when your wife puts you on the phone with the cat?

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,343

Clinton Jackson - Practical Yoda

Clinton Jackson found the new "Star Wars" movie a little silly.

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), movies (559), death (318)

Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 712

Clinton Jackson - Clinton or Clint?

Clinton Jackson talks about the decision to go by "Clinton" instead of "Clint."

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 737

Clinton Jackson - SARS

During the SARS epidemic, it wasn't a good time to go anywhere near Asia.

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 965

Clinton Jackson - Penny Slots

In Las Vegas now, you can gamble with only a penny.

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 569

Clinton Jackson - Best Friend's Wedding

If it weren't for his friend Jason's blond hair and blue eyes, he and Clinton Jackson could be friends.

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 924

Clinton Jackson - Playing with Kids

Sometimes you feel like being chased -- you can't always ask your wife to do that.

Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 967

 
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