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-- It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.-- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.-- If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.-- Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.-- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts -- your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.-- After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.-- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.-- Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Russ Meneve - Walkie-Talkie Phones

Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.

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Johnny Sanchez - Just Metal

The new bumper cars suck.

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If you're a rapper and you smile, you get beat up.

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In his latest single, Bo Burnham is a hungry, hungry hypocrite.

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DeRay - Cheating

You've got to make your woman think you're crazy.

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Lewis Black - Energy

This generation will not see an alternative form of energy.

Tags: Live at Gotham (340), violence (282)

Posted: 05/24/07
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Fahim Anwar - Basic Probability

It doesn't take that much imagination to predict a gangster rapper's early death.

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Nate Bargatze - Hidden Killer

No one could commit a murder to Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'."

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Posted: 01/31/11
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Exclusive - Chris D'Elia - Gang Culture

Hardcore thugs always walk like they're swimming.

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Posted: 01/31/11
Views: 41,052

Artie Lange - 98 Degrees

The words of Nick and Drew Lachey are like a young Bruce Springsteen or Neil Young.

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Posted: 01/11/10
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