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The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replies in a letter: "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife. "Dear husband, you wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden."
The prisoner writes back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
Larry The Cable Guy - Marriage
Stacking the medicine cabinet
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), marriage (581), blue collar (79)
Posted: 02/13/05
Views: 120,655
John Heffron - No Jib Jab
Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,846
Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 71,936
Bill Engvall - NASCAR
Drivers should be forced to race with their wives.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), marriage (581), blue collar (79)
Posted: 03/16/07
Views: 84,671
Lisa Landry - Louisiana
Lisa Landry's cousin Amber is 17 and having a baby.
Tags: Lisa Landry (10), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 3,150
Ron White - No Dogs
The sign at Ron's bank is wrong.
Tags: Ron White (24), animals (791), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 21,098
Bill Engvall - Marriage
If guys were a sports team, they'd be 0-fer.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 41,820
Ron White - Rich In-Laws
Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 22,314
Scott Henry - Going Home
Milwaukee is stuck in 1965.
Tags: Scott Henry (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 18
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