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I love Cosmopolitan Magazine. I
guess it's 'cause it's got a whole bunch of sexy tips in it. I was reading it a couple weeks ago, and the best sex, according to Cosmo, is spontaneous sex. That sounds good, right? So here's what I did: a couple of days later, I was doing the dishes, and I just surprised myself and masturbated.
Peter Johansson - New York Transvestites
New York has some fellas who dress like ladies.
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 323
Peter Johansson - Pot Smoking Grandma
She's just working on the glaucoma.
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 387
Rodney Carrington - Hand Sex
He watches a lot of porno. Well, three minutes of it.
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Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 157,668
Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
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Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,767
Chris Porter - Being Single
Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.
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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 7,552
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,049
Kathy Griffin - Payback
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
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Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,293
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