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Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search
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When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
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See Peter Johansson Tell It » Peter Johansson - Customs in Your Butt The only thing worse than customs officers looking in your butt is if they actually find something.
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Posted: 12/20/99

Peter Johansson - Customs in Your Butt

The only thing worse than customs officers looking in your butt is if they actually find something.

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Posted: 12/20/99
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