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I went out with the
one that wasn't 'the one' for five years. Get this, I wanted to break up with her after three months, but I didn't. You want to know why? Because I'm a pussy, that's why. I didn't want to hurt her. I just wanted to ruin my freaking life. What's five years when you think about it?
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,720
Peter Berman - The Meaning of Life
No one's going to listen to you when you're old.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,831
Peter Berman - Arguments
Men are not thinking when women are thinking.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,137
Peter Berman - The One
Women have a large capacity to love.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,517
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,424
Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner
Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (575)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,921
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,558
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,018
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,124
Chris Case - Satisfying a Woman
Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.
Tags: Chris Case (3), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,345
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