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Peter Berman: Not "The One"
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I went out with the one that wasn't 'the one' for five years. Get this, I wanted to break up with her after three months, but I didn't. You want to know why? Because I'm a pussy, that's why. I didn't want to hurt her. I just wanted to ruin my freaking life. What's five years when you think about it?
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Filed Under: men/women (1833),  dating (537),  Peter Berman (8)
Posted: 04/27/06

Peter Berman - Low Expectations

Women need to lower their expectations.

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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 10,350

Peter Berman - Arguments

Men are not thinking when women are thinking.

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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 6,795

Peter Berman - The Meaning of Life

No one's going to listen to you when you're old.

Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 7,791

Peter Berman - The One

Women have a large capacity to love.

Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 5,082

Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner

Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.

Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), marriage (547)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 5,425

Peter Berman - Coma

The coma is underrated.

Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 5,159

Carlos Mencia - Honesty

Women, be honest about men.

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Posted: 05/18/08
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Rudy Rush - Break Ups

Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.

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Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 15,970

Kurt Metzger - Settling Down

It's called "settling down" for a reason.

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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 14,565

Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies

Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.

Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1155), dating (786)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,665