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Arguing is totally different when
you're married than when you're dating. I don't care how long you've been together before you get married, once you get married the whole arguing dynamic completely changes. 'Cause when you're just dating, you know one very important thing about the arguing situation: you know you can leave with your stuff. But when you're married, there's this little thing called commitment. That means you are working this out in a minute, in a month or when you surrender.
Peter Berman - Arguments
Men are not thinking when women are thinking.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,232
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,831
Peter Berman - The One
Women have a large capacity to love.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,592
Peter Berman - The Meaning of Life
No one's going to listen to you when you're old.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,926
Bruce Bruce - Cheating
Women have a plan.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 4,323
Earthquake - Picking Up White Women
Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,314
Jake Johannsen - Finding Love
Jake ends his cycle of bad choices in love.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 460
Rudy Rush - Single Life
Looking to get married and have kids isn't Rudy Rush at his sexiest.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 3,347
John Heffron - No Jib Jab
Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,848
Robert Kelly - Video Games
Robert Kelly still plays video games in his socks and underwear.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 21,863
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