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Peter Berman: Knowing It's Over
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Here's when I knew it
was over -- three months into the relationship, we're sitting at a traffic light, and she leans over and punches me right in the face for no reason. I clearly remember thinking, I'm going to give her four more years and nine months, and that is it.
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,720
Peter Berman - The Meaning of Life
No one's going to listen to you when you're old.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,831
Peter Berman - Arguments
Men are not thinking when women are thinking.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,137
Peter Berman - The One
Women have a large capacity to love.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,517
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,711
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,424
Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner
Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (575)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,921
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,122
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,558
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,018
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