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Peter Berman: Don't Want to Fight
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No guy I know wants to fight with his girlfriend or his wife. When we're arguing with you women, and you women are like, 'Hey, don't act like you don't know what the f**k is going on,' it is because we do not know what the f**k is going on.
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Posted: 04/27/06

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