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I have a girlfriend. The
only thing I don't like about her is that she's super materialistic... So we go out on this date the other night. The first thing she says to me -- no kiss 'hello,' no nothing -- she just goes, 'Well, I wanna see how much money you can spend in a night, mister.' So, I took her to a strip club.
Pete Lee - Materialism
Pete Lee's girlfriend is materialistic.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 3,008
Karen Addison - Dating
Karen's date backed his car up so she would be on the cashier's side at McDonald's.
Tags: Karen Addison (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,957
Tracy Smith - Financial Dating
Women should take more initiative with men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 963
Corey Holcomb - First Date
Corey is devastated by the goodbye hug.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 5,463
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,615
Dean Edwards - Dating Game
Settling down with a woman is economical.
Tags: Dean Edwards (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 513
Norm MacDonald - Game Shows
The prize on "The Dating Game" is another contestant.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 706
Damon Williams - Three Step Plan
Damon outlines women's three step plan for men.
Tags: Damon Williams (4), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 698
Ajai Sanders - Quite Black Men
Ajai likes her men quite black.
Tags: Ajai Sanders (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/11/94
Views: 302
A.J. Jamal - Long Distance
At the beginning of the relationship, your phone bill goes up.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 321
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