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I have a girlfriend. The only thing I don't like about her is that she's super materialistic... So we go out on this date the other night. The first thing she says to me -- no kiss 'hello,' no nothing -- she just goes, 'Well, I wanna see how much money you can spend in a night, mister.' So, I took her to a strip club.
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Posted: 12/22/05

Pete Lee - Materialism

Pete Lee's girlfriend is materialistic.

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