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I have a girlfriend. The
only thing I don't like about her is that she's super materialistic... So we go out on this date the other night. The first thing she says to me -- no kiss 'hello,' no nothing -- she just goes, 'Well, I wanna see how much money you can spend in a night, mister.' So, I took her to a strip club.
Pete Lee - Materialism
Pete Lee's girlfriend is materialistic.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), dating (786), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 8,072
Karen Addison - Dating
Karen's date backed his car up so she would be on the cashier's side at McDonald's.
Tags: Karen Addison (2), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 7,746
Ajai Sanders - Quite Black Men
Ajai likes her men quite black.
Tags: Ajai Sanders (2), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/11/94
Views: 1,723
Wanda Sykes - Cheap Guys
Wanda notices her husband likes a lot of free stuff.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 18,623
Norm Macdonald - Game Shows
The prize on "The Dating Game" is another contestant.
Tags: Norm Macdonald (17), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 6,531
Sebastian - First Dinner Dates
On the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
Tags: men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 15,557
Tracy Smith - Financial Dating
Women should take more initiative with men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 3,753
Corey Holcomb - First Date
Corey is devastated by the goodbye hug.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 20,101
Damon Williams - Three Step Plan
Damon outlines women's three step plan for men.
Tags: Damon Williams (4), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,395
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 6,672
