Pete Lee finally quits his day job.
Pete has a secret joke file.
Pete's nickname on his football team is "Global Warming."
Baseball is Pete Lee's favorite sport.
Pete Lee's girlfriend is materialistic.
Pete is a mascot.
Pete Lee's name sounds like a really sissy car alarm.
Having a young girlfriend sucks.
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
Don't mis-sock, socktard!