Pete Holmes Jokes
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There are so many people
in this city, so much happening, that it's impossible to tell if your apartment is haunted. Think about that, that's true. 'Cause you can hear anything, at any hour -- there's always something to blame it on.
John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase
He's not a man.
Tags: John Mulaney (6), Comedy Central Presents (2026),
Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 90,403
Pete Holmes - Haunted Apartment
There are so many people in NYC that it's impossible to tell if your apartment is haunted.
Tags: Pete Holmes (18), New York City (315), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (96)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 5,225
Pete Holmes - KKC
Pete Holmes likes the idea of a guy who hates bad spelling and people who are different.
Tags: Pete Holmes (18), New York City (315), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (96)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 6,384
Louis C.K. - New York City Subway
Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.
Tags: Louis C.K. (21), Comedy Central Presents (2026), observational (337)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 17,645
Louis C.K. - Getting Into Arguments
Louis C.K. doesn't understand why people fight.
Tags: Louis C.K. (21), Comedy Central Presents (2026), dating (681)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 10,895
Pete Holmes - South Beach Comedy Festival 2010
If Pete Holmes were found stranded on an island, he'd have no beard, but he would have a loin cloth.
Tags: Pete Holmes (18), South Beach Comedy Festival (33),
Posted: 01/31/10
Views: 12,662
Pete Holmes - Not Non-True
Hustler Magazine is both true and false at the same time.
Tags: Pete Holmes (18), Comedy Central Presents (2026), education (115)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 11,074
Pete Holmes - Six-Foot-Six
Pete Holmes envies little people.
Tags: Pete Holmes (18), Premium Blend (749), self-deprecating (210)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 12,969
Pete Holmes - Dollar Store
Pete Holmes gets freaked out by his wife.
Tags: Pete Holmes (18), Premium Blend (749), health (564)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 3,272
Pete Holmes - Really?
There are a lot of jokes that Pete Holmes wants to stop.
Tags: Pete Holmes (18), Comedy Central Presents (2026), aging (289)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 8,697
