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Pete Holmes Jokes
Pete Holmes: Employee Discount
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What do you think the employee discount is at the Dollar Store? Do you think it's 'just take it'?
Filed Under: work/office (346),  Pete Holmes (14)
Posted: 11/17/05

Pete Holmes - South Beach Comedy Festival 2010

If Pete Holmes were found stranded on an island, he'd have no beard, but he would have a loin cloth.

Tags: Pete Holmes (29), South Beach Comedy Festival (60),

Posted: 01/31/10
Views: 14,311

Pete Holmes - Six-Foot-Six

Pete Holmes envies little people.

Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Premium Blend (748), self-deprecating (211)

Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 14,829

Pete Holmes - Not Non-True

Hustler Magazine is both true and false at the same time.

Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), education (155)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 21,384

Pete Holmes - Dollar Store

Pete Holmes gets freaked out by his wife.

Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Premium Blend (748), health (657)

Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 5,625

Pete Holmes - Really?

There are a lot of jokes that Pete Holmes wants to stop.

Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), driving (336)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 28,989

Pete Holmes - Adults Eating Candy

Pete Holmes doesn't trust adults who eat candy.

Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), aging (330)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 27,454

Exclusive - Pete Holmes - In Your Dreams

Pete Holmes' dreams are narrated by Morgan Freeman.

Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 15,914

South Beach Comedy Festival 2010 - Comedian Roundtable - Sharks

Owen Benjamin, Pete Holmes, Jay Larson, Natasha Leggero and Joe Mande discuss shark sightings.

Tags: Pete Holmes (29), South Beach Comedy Festival (60),

Posted: 02/02/10
Views: 15,529

South Beach Comedy Festival 2010 - Comedian Roundtable - Low-End Yachts

The comics continue their lunch discussion, steering the conversation away from sharks to canoes.

Tags: South Beach Comedy Festival (60), Pete Holmes (29)

Posted: 02/02/10
Views: 21,646

Pete Holmes - Baby Face

Pete Holmes can't grow a beard.

Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 9,658