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You really wanna know what you look like to other people? Here's how I found out. Don't look at a picture of yourself or in the mirror. You really wanna know, have a child draw you.
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Posted: 05/31/07

Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), imitations (786), kids (641)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,867

Pete Dominick - Parenting

Pete is an obnoxious father.

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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,967

Pete Dominick - Gym

Pete loves messing with people.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), Live at Gotham (343), mental health (174)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 3,885

Jim Breuer - Born Looking Messed Up

What a beautiful baby boy, but he looks stoned out of his bird.

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Posted: 08/25/97
Views: 2,047

Leo Allen - Kids' Clothing

Leo dresses like he's 12.

Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)

Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,179

Matt Braunger - Cherubim

A flying baby will steal your sandwich and poop on your head.

Tags: Matt Braunger (11), kids (641), driving (270)

Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 96

Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing

As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,807

Steve Shaffer - Honesty

If a seven-year-old says you're ugly -- you are.

Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), imitations (787), kids (641)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 656

Kelly Monteith - Look Like a Dad

You can definitely tell a dad by his hunched posture.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 392

Paul Mecurio - Animal Kingdom

God is passive aggressive.

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Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 389

 
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