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Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
Pete is an obnoxious father.
Pete loves messing with people.
What a beautiful baby boy, but he looks stoned out of his bird.
Leo dresses like he's 12.
A flying baby will steal your sandwich and poop on your head.
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
If a seven-year-old says you're ugly -- you are.
You can definitely tell a dad by his hunched posture.
God is passive aggressive.
