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Pete Dominick: What You Really Look Like
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You really wanna know what you look like to other people? Here's how I found out. Don't look at a picture of yourself or in the mirror. You really wanna know, have a child draw you.
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Posted: 05/31/07

Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,590

Pete Dominick - Parenting

Pete is an obnoxious father.

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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,727

Pete Dominick - Gym

Pete loves messing with people.

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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 3,562

Jim Breuer - Born Looking Messed Up

What a beautiful baby boy, but he looks stoned out of his bird.

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Posted: 08/25/97
Views: 1,617

Leo Allen - Kids' Clothing

Leo dresses like he's 12.

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Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,138

Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing

As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,409

Paul Mecurio - Animal Kingdom

God is passive aggressive.

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Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 362

Kyle Cease - Gym Locker Room

The older people in the locker room at the gym are always naked.

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Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 5,205

RodMan - Curly Hair

RodMan wanted waves in his hair.

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Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 4,194

Deon Cole - Old Names

It's hard to get excited about having sex with a Gladys.

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Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,449

 
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