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Pete Dominick: Girlfriend's Proposal
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She proposed to me. How weird is that? It wasn't thoughtful. It wasn't romantic. She just came in and said it: 'Listen, uh -- I'm pregnant.'
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Posted: 05/31/07

Pete Dominick - Parenting

Pete is an obnoxious father.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), men/women (919), kids (641)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,968

Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), imitations (787), kids (641)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,869

Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage

Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,997

Mark Roberts - Being Married

When you're married, you can concentrate on disappointing just one woman.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 708

Craig Shoemaker - Antonio

Antonio Banderas gets Craig's wife horny.

Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,450

Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success

The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 711

Tess - No Ring, No Ding-a-Ling

Tess offers advice to her mentees at her church.

Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 1,050

Billy Gardell - Healthy Relationships

The key to a good relationship is not arguing.

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Posted: 10/11/01
Views: 2,149

Richard Lewis - Fear of Intimacy

Booster shots can help you with your fear of intimacy.

Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 387

Adam Ferrara - Having Kids

A pregnant man would be the laziest creature on this planet.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 05/29/02
Views: 1,764

 
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