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Pete Dominick: Girlfriend's Proposal
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She proposed to me. How weird is that? It wasn't thoughtful. It wasn't romantic. She just came in and said it: 'Listen, uh -- I'm pregnant.'
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Posted: 05/31/07

Pete Dominick - Parenting

Pete is an obnoxious father.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), men/women (1003), kids (841)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,727

Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), kids (841), imitations (772)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,590

Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage

Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,643

Mark Roberts - Being Married

When you're married, you can concentrate on disappointing just one woman.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 571

Greg Giraldo - First Baby

Greg Giraldo is excited to be having probably his first baby.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 636

Tom Papa - Nieces and Nephews

School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 5,546

Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success

The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.

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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 478

Tess - No Ring, No Ding-a-Ling

Tess offers advice to her mentees at her church.

Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 901

Reno Collier - Married Life

When Reno wants to go to Hooters, he has to lie to his wife.

Tags: Reno Collier (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 576

Craig Shoemaker - Antonio

Antonio Banderas gets Craig's wife horny.

Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,122

 
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