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Pete Dominick Jokes
Pete Dominick: Girlfriend's Proposal
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She proposed to me. How weird is that? It wasn't thoughtful. It wasn't romantic. She just came in and said it: 'Listen, uh -- I'm pregnant.'
Filed Under: men/women (1833),  kids (709),  marriage (412)
Posted: 05/31/07

Pete Dominick - Parenting

Pete is an obnoxious father.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), men/women (1155), kids (831)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 4,062

Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), imitations (847), kids (831)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 4,852

Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage

Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 8,395

Mark Roberts - Being Married

When you're married, you can concentrate on disappointing just one woman.

Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1155), kids (831)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,601

Greg Giraldo - First Baby

Greg Giraldo is excited to be having probably his first baby.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 6,168

Tom Papa - Nieces and Nephews

School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.

Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 12,227

Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success

The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.

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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 1,729

Craig Shoemaker - Antonio

Antonio Banderas gets Craig's wife horny.

Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 4,092

Lewis Dix - Babies

Lewis equates the size of a baby with its father's efforts.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,747

Reno Collier - Married Life

When Reno wants to go to Hooters, he has to lie to his wife.

Tags: Reno Collier (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 1,094