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I have this picture of
my daughter on my phone -- in the bathtub when she was, like, a year old. I showed this girl -- I'm on line at the store -- I'm like, 'Eh, pretty cute?' The girl just looks at me, goes, 'Aw, is that your daughter?' 'No, no, I take naked baby photos. I gotta go. My windowless white van is double parked outside, full of candy and teddy bears. I don't want them to melt.'
Pete Dominick - Parenting
Pete is an obnoxious father.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,727
Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child
Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,590
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,809
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,005
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,768
Pete Dominick - Gym
Pete loves messing with people.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), Live at Gotham (332), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 3,562
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,814
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,154
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,681
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