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Penelope Lombard: Late Period
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I was waiting for my
period last week 'cause it was late, and I got so nervous. Although, let me just share right now -- I had nothing to worry about, if you get what I mean. But I was totally nervous 'cause you know how we ladies get. And of course, I get all anxious, and then I start thinking, 'Well, maybe I am having the Lord's child?'
Penelope Lombard - Godzilla
The movie wasn't that bad, but they made the monster too big.
Tags: Penelope Lombard (2), sex (1202), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 946
Penelope Lombard - Commercials
If you're trying to jam an entire pizza into a toaster, you need help.
Tags: Penelope Lombard (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 771
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 5,615
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (1202), religion (404)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,590
Chelsea Peretti - Sex Talk
Chelsea Peretti recorded the weird things a guy said to her while they were having sex.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 44,403
Exclusive - Rachel Feinstein - Ice Cold Rhoda - Miami Beach
Ice Cold Rhoda parties with South Beach's greased-up whores.
Tags: Rachel Feinstein (27), sex (1202), stereotypes (440)
Posted: 03/28/11
Views: 9,381
Exclusive - Rachel Feinstein - Ice Cold Rhoda - Streets of Miami
The original gangsta grandma of hip hop takes it to the streets of Miami.
Tags: Rachel Feinstein (27), sex (1202), stereotypes (440)
Posted: 03/28/11
Views: 1,447
Ray James - Touching Yourself
Ray James learned to masturbate in the shower.
Tags: Ray James (2), sex (1202), growing up (512)
Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 676
Sheryl Underwood - Single Ladies
White men are eager to please.
Tags: Sheryl Underwood (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 10,202
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (16), sex (1202), religion (404)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 924
