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Penelope Lombard: Late Period
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I was waiting for my
period last week 'cause it was late, and I got so nervous. Although, let me just share right now -- I had nothing to worry about, if you get what I mean. But I was totally nervous 'cause you know how we ladies get. And of course, I get all anxious, and then I start thinking, 'Well, maybe I am having the Lord's child?'
Penelope Lombard - Godzilla
The movie wasn't that bad, but they made the monster too big.
Tags: Penelope Lombard (2), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 154
Penelope Lombard - Commercials
If you're trying to jam an entire pizza into a toaster, you need help.
Tags: Penelope Lombard (2), food (804), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 161
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,561
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848
Ray James - Touching Yourself
Ray James learned to masturbate in the shower.
Tags: Ray James (2), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 28
Sheryl Underwood - Single Ladies
White men are eager to please.
Tags: Sheryl Underwood (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 2,782
The Chalks - Hog Wild
The Chalks are like a rodeo, so saddle up.
Tags: The Chalks (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 591
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 293
Fred Wolf - Talking Too Much
You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.
Tags: Fred Wolf (3), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 323
Geoff Bolt - Smoking
Cigarettes will make you look cool.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,150
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