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Paul Varghese: Buying a Convertible
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I was actually thinking about buying a convertible... But then I thought, what if I was at a stoplight -- how would I avoid the homeless guy?
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Posted: 07/12/07

Paul Varghese - Empty Apartment

Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.

Tags: Paul Varghese (2), money (852), family (664)

Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,495

Paul Varghese - Terrorism Paranoia

Paul Varghese wants to kill the stereotypes about Arabic-looking people, so he's learning to dance.

Tags: Paul Varghese (2), ethnic (813), religion (770)

Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,547

Dan Naturman - Nice Car

A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.

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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,556

Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets

The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.

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Posted: 12/13/99
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Charlie Viracola - Planet Charlie

Planet Charlie is a "can too" planet.

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Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 546

Drew Hastings - Savings Cards

Drew loves savings.

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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,264

Charlie Viracola - We the People

Charlie reads the Declaration of Planet Charlie.

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Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 408

Vince Morris - Paying for Water

Vince is becoming an alcoholic because he's poor.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,093

Kathleen Madigan - Kids

Living with kids is like living with homeless people.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 691

 
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