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Paul Provenza: Cryonics
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We're in denial about death.
It's unbelievable. Did you ever see these people? It's called cryonics. They have themselves frozen so they can be defrosted when there's a cure for whatever illness they're suffering from -- greedy bastards. That's nice for them. What about their ancestors that have to pay a monthly bill to keep their ass frozen for the next 200 years? Hey, why not freeze themselves in a rented tux? Screw 'em good, know what I'm sayin'?
Robin Montague - The Health Care System
Health care in America is too expensive.
Tags: Robin Montague (4), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 306
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 484
Paul Provenza - Pet Cat
If only humans could be as honest and expressive as cats.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 207
Paul Provenza - Safe Sex
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 254
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), health (976), parents (525)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 52,868
Rickey Smiley - Funeral Homes
Rickey Smiley's grandmother acts like a fool.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 4,566
David Feldman - Giving Back
David Feldman does the Lord's work.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 584
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 16,526
Paul Provenza - Psychokinetic Powers
Stopping a clock isn't the same as stopping a train.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), death (318), physical humor (203)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 258
Kevin Kataoka - Throwing a Tantrum
A tantrum can help adults win arguments.
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 442
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