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Paul Provenza: Catholic View on Sex
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The Catholics have an interesting view of sex. Sex is disgusting, amoral and filthy, and you should save it for one you love.
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Posted: 10/08/96

Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole

All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.

Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), religion (776)

Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 293

Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making

These days, you have no idea who has what disease.

Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)

Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 484

Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town

Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?

Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), pop culture (293)

Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 453

Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader

It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), religion (776)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848

Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance

Guys have no energy after sex.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,562

Paul Provenza - Teach Masturbation

America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?

Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)

Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 801

Paul Provenza - Safe Sex

They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.

Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)

Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 254

Ray James - Touching Yourself

Ray James learned to masturbate in the shower.

Tags: Ray James (2), sex (1283), religion (776)

Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 28

Fred Wolf - Talking Too Much

You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.

Tags: Fred Wolf (3), sex (1283), religion (776)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 323

Geoff Bolt - Smoking

Cigarettes will make you look cool.

Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), sex (1283), religion (776)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,153

 
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