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Paul Provenza: Anybody Could Have a Disease
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You can't tell who has
anything. Anybody in this room could have some disease from another planet, you'd never know. I don't even masturbate anymore. I don't take chances.
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 484
Paul Provenza - Teach Masturbation
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 801
Paul Provenza - Safe Sex
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 254
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 299
Paul Provenza - Warnings
Nobody pays attention to warnings.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 95
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), pop culture (293)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 453
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 293
Paul Provenza - Pet Cat
If only humans could be as honest and expressive as cats.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 207
Paul Provenza - In Case of an Emergency
Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), flying (181), dark (83)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 297
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,071
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