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Paul Nardizzi: Picking up Hitchhikers in a Minivan
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Hitchhikers see me coming, they hide behind trees. I'm so miserable, I pull over anyways: 'Come on -- hop in and stab me. Let's get it over with.'
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Posted: 12/01/04

Paul Nardizzi - Minivan

It would be a nice ride if you could hear it over all the kids' screaming.

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Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,779

Charlie Viracola - Road Rage

Charlie gets mad before he even gets in his car.

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Bob Nickman - Rapid Fire

All extremists should be shot.

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Brian Posehn - Dragging a Mattress

Maybe Brian Posehn isn't a dork after all.

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Jo Koy - Fighting

Jo is a bitch.

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Tony Sculfield - Crime

Chicago's crime has gotten out of hand.

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Alex Thomas - Cops

Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.

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Jeff Altman - Girls vs. Guys

Girls can turn toilet paper into a beehive.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Rich Francese - New York Violence

Now kids fight to sit in the middle in the car to be shielded from stray bullets.

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Posted: 05/24/93
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Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy

Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.

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