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Paul Nardizzi: Not Cutting the Umbilical
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I'm not gonna cut the cord. I mean, babies get mixed up or even stolen from hospitals all the time. This is obviously the best way to prevent it. What better way to prove it's your kid than to make sure it's still connected to you? Believe me, I raised four cordless kids -- they were outta control.
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Posted: 05/11/04

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