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Paul Nardizzi: Not Cutting the Umbilical
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I'm not gonna cut the
cord. I mean, babies get mixed up or even stolen from hospitals all the time. This is obviously the best way to prevent it. What better way to prove it's your kid than to make sure it's still connected to you? Believe me, I raised four cordless kids -- they were outta control.
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,002
Paul Nardizzi - Minivan
It would be a nice ride if you could hear it over all the kids' screaming.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,779
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,809
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,005
Leo Allen - Kids' Clothing
Leo dresses like he's 12.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,138
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490
A.J. Jamal - Family
Go to your kid's school events.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 966
Veronica Mosey - Juicy
Parents shouldn't allow their kids to wear whatever they want.
Tags: Veronica Mosey (2), kids (841), observational (334)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 666
Pete Dominick - Parenting
Pete is an obnoxious father.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,727
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