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Paul Nardizzi: Not Cutting the Umbilical
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I'm not gonna cut the
cord. I mean, babies get mixed up or even stolen from hospitals all the time. This is obviously the best way to prevent it. What better way to prove it's your kid than to make sure it's still connected to you? Believe me, I raised four cordless kids -- they were outta control.
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,583
Paul Nardizzi - Minivan
It would be a nice ride if you could hear it over all the kids' screaming.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 2,230
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 3,019
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (40), Premium Blend (749), kids (642)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,904
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), kids (642), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,152
Jim Breuer - Children's Job
Kids are a beautiful experience. And they can die at any time.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (642), religion (341)
Posted: 07/17/09
Views: 15,886
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 2,162
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,608
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 3,215
Earthquake - White Kids
White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,155
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