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Paul Nardizzi: Awesome Minivans
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It's always been a dream of mine to get the minivan. I don't know about you guys, but when I was in a high school, my bedroom wall was covered in minivan posters. I had that popular one, where the pregnant woman is leaning against the hood, surrounded by 14 kids; the husband's in the back with a rifle in his mouth; the mother-in-law standing next to him -- 'You can do it.'
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Posted: 12/01/04

Paul Nardizzi - Minivan

It would be a nice ride if you could hear it over all the kids' screaming.

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Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy

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