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Paul Mardizzi: Radon Test
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I went out and bought some kit at the hardware store to test for the radon. I put it in my cellar for, like, two days, and then I mailed it back to the lab. They sent me a letter that said, 'Get the hell outta there.' It didn't come normal U.S. mail -- some guy in a spacesuit chucked a brick through my window.
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